Church Sign Sayings

Church sign sayings are sometimes funny, sometimes deep, other times just a little corny. But church signs are almost always worth reading.

I have to admit that I've nearly caused accidents trying to read church signs as I'm driving by. So this list is a safe way to read Christian signs... unless you're reading them on you cell phone while you're driving.

• No God—No Peace. Know God—Know Peace.
• Avoid Sin Burn, Use Son Block
• Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!
• Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.
• Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!
• An ad for a local church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, “For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets.
• When the restaurant next to a Church put out a big sign with red letters that said, “Open Sundays,” the church reciprocated with its own message: “We are open on Sundays, too."
• Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons—come hear one!
• A singing group called “The Resurrection” was scheduled to sing at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor fixed the outside sign to read, "Resurrection postponed."
• People are like tea bags—you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.
• God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.
• Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
• When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.
• Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
• Fight truth decay—study the Bible daily.
• How will you spend eternity—Smoking or Non-smoking?
• Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives
• Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
• It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.
• Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
• If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
• If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.
• Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.
• This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing? -----> (U R)
• Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
• In the dark? Follow the Son.
• Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.
• If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

Church Sign Sayings from Billboards

Some billboards are showing up in various parts of the USA. The billboards have a black background with white text. These billboard messages could easily be used as church sign sayings.

• Let’s meet at my house Sunday before the game. - God
• C’mon over and bring the kids. - God
• What part of “Thou Shalt Not...” didn’t you understand? - God
• We need to talk. - God
• Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer. - God
• Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. - God
• That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing... I meant it. - God
• I love you and you and you and you and... - God
• Will the road you’re on get you to my place? - God
• Follow me. - God
• Big bang theory, you’ve got to be kidding. - God
• My way is the highway. - God
• Need directions? - God
• You think it’s hot here? - God
• Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. - God
• Do you have any idea where you’re going? - God
• Don’t make me come down there. - God

Whether you are looking for church sign sayings for your actual church sign, or just for some interesting reading, I hope these filled your need.

Looking for more laughs? Church sign sayings are great, but these jokes might be what you're looking for.

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